While on my way to the marina last weekend to check on the boat, I rear-ended another car. So there I am alongside the road, and ever so slowly the other driver gets out of the car; and you know how you get soooo stressed, and life-stuff seems to get so funny?
Yup! Well, I could not believe it. The other driver was a DWARF!
So he storms over to my car, looks straight up at me, and says, "I AM NOT Happy."
So I look down at him and answer, "Well, which one are you then?"
Then it got bad.
Edd
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Chance Favors The Prepared Mind!
My wife is a Wal Marter, all roads led to and from Wally World. Most women of this caliber will give directions to their home by stating' Leave Wal-Mart and turn left.
So this pass weekend, while my wife was attempting to help me with yard work, bless her heart for trying, she cut the cats tail off while weed eating, the cat was hiding in the tall grass.
Well - she scooped the cat up and ran to Wal Mart.
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