A game warden stopped a man with two buckets of fish. He asked the man, " Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied, " No, sir. Don't need one. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" the warden asked.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take them home."
"That's crazy! Fish can't do that!" said the warden.
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "It's not crazy, I'll show you."
"O.K." said the warden, "do it.”
The man quickly poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man responded
"Well, when are you going to call them back?" the game warden asked.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH!" yelled the warden.
"What fish?" the man asked.
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