For Ships and Giggles

September 2017


This is our final reminder to boat responsibly. Be safe, be smart, and don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. 

And if you're not going to enjoy time out on the water today, then at least enjoy these terrible boat jokes: 

Q: What do you do when your boat is sick?

A: Take her to the dock-tor! 

Q: Why did the boat have trouble with his therapist?

A: She kept asking questions he didn't want to talk a-boat

Did you hear about the boat that got sick? She was ka-yacking all the way back to the shore.

Q: Why did the sailboat sink when tied to the dock?

A: Pier Pressure

Q: What do you call a boat with a hole?

A: A sink

Q: What do you call a snail on a boat?

A: A snailor

A very nervous first time crew members asks the skipper: "Do yachts like this sink very often?" "Now," replied the skipper. "It's usually only the once." 

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?

A: You may think that it's ARR, but it's the C they're in love with. Aye.

Q: Why did the boat never become a jedi master? 

A: He joined the dock side. 

Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod

Alright, we hope you facepalmed a couple times while reading and that you get out there this labor day and seas the day! Make it a reel good one.

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